Woman Beaten Over Asparagus Prices

I love my veggies, too, but some people are plain crazy.

Article here.

Man Calls 911 Over Messy Room

Even better, the son is an aspiring politician. Read it here.

Jesus Is In My Cheeto!

Ah, I love how as a kid I'd look up at the clouds, imagining different animals and shapes. Of course, I knew it was just my imagination.

Here's the latest person that thinks their Cheeto is shaped like Jesus.

Does This Look Like 15 Items Or Less To You?

There should be a requirement if you're going to use a grocery store. You must demonstrate the ability to read signs. Specifically the ones that say "Express Lane. 1-15 Items Only".

I've blurred the faces so the kid doesn't have to be so embarrassed by his mom. And, yes, she wrote a check, too.