I Just Robbed You. Want To Date?

I think we have a Darwin Award winner, folks. This idiot was part of a group that robbed a couple. The guy came back two hours later to ask the woman out. Yeah, let's hope he never reproduces.

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Hold On To Your Eyesight!

This guy wants to steal it (if your sight comes in the form of eyeglasses). I know there are strange fetishes out there, but, yeah, didn't "see" this one coming.

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I Guess He Didn't Like The Sound Of His Own Voice.

More Darwin fun. This robber ran away when the smart clerk flipped on the intercom system.

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Don't Mess With Texas

Seriously. A tough clerk and a few citizens will have you hog-tied for the police in no time.

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He Should've Had A Getaway Car

How to tell when someone's just robbed a store: When they're running down the street with the cash register in hand. Can we say Darwin Award nominee?

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Facebook Is Addictive

It might explain why this idiot tried to steal a laptop.

Talk About A Joyride

Some men never learn.

Another Darwin Award Nominee

Know the address you're giving out.

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Another Darwin Nominee

He waited in line to rob a bank?

Nomination For Darwin Award

Banks aren't stupid.