Need A Clown For Your Next Party?

Check out Ruffles!

I Can Smell The Spirit Now

If you can't be a pope, might as well smell like one.

Lose Weight With the Slim Suit!!!!!!

I almost died laughing at this commercial.

Seriously?

Let's ban women from TV! At least it's another country wanting to do it.

Motivational Speaker's Ferrari Repossessed

Maybe he's not so motivational after all.

The Ghost Of Sex Shop's Past

Seems so logical a florist shop used to be a sex shop. Especially with the steamy windows.

Padding Your Pants?

I didn't realize some men felt the need to "pad" themselves. At least women give it up in their teens (I hope).

Got To Love Preachers Of Hate

He thinks we should bring stoning back for adulterers and homosexuals.

Free Cat With Your Purchase!

Used couch: $27.

Starving cat found inside couch: priceless.

Article.

The Pope Thinks Condoms Spreads HIV

Well, he seems to think distributing condoms encourages so much sex, HIV will spread faster. Because we all know, abstinence is all the world needs to stop the spread of HIV (insert your own image of sarcastic eye roll here).

Article here.

Actress Natasha Richardson Has Left Us Early

Nothing funny. Always throws me for a loop when a celebrity dies suddenly, especially a talented one.

BBC's article.

The Greatest Golfer Ever. Sort-of.

She hits a hole-in-one on her very first shot ever. Seriously.

How Not To Calm Your Boss

Woman drugs bosses' coffee so he'll "chill out". Brilliant.

Jade Goody - Let Her Die In Peace

She's terminally ill and a crazy goes after her with a hammer?

Sad Killing In Illinois

Killed a pastor. Shame.

More F Minus

Sunday's comic amused me.

Check it all out at the F Minus site.

Gaming Has A "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

A Microsoft policy to reduce derogatory terms against gays has backfired on a lesbian gamer.

Article here.