Boy, 4, Gets Drunk, Wears Dress

Really. Apparently, he wanted to go to jail to be with his father. How sad.

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Sad Murder.

98 year-old accused of killing her 100 year-old roommate. Pretty obvious there's a mental health issue in this case. I also wonder about the nursing home not moving the troubled woman to her own room or a different roommate.

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I Just Robbed You. Want To Date?

I think we have a Darwin Award winner, folks. This idiot was part of a group that robbed a couple. The guy came back two hours later to ask the woman out. Yeah, let's hope he never reproduces.

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Stranger Slaps Child.

This one leaves me close to speechless. How can someone ever think it's okay to slap a child, much less a total stranger's???????

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When Lawyers Are The Crooks

This guy is "innocent until proven guilty", of course, but goes to show how a bad seed can be anywhere.

Real Mature.

We've all got our pet peeves. Certainly, people parking where they shouldn't is a common one. When you're a judge, though, resorting to childish behavior over a parking spot is not the best way to deal with that pet peeve.

Don't F*ck With Nuns

This robbery suspect learned all about "Thou shalt not steal".

There Should Be An Age Limit On Tasing.

They tasered a 76-year-old? Seriously? Even the police chief admits "we probably didn't do things the best way we could have". You think?

Hockey Player's Cheap Shot.

$1.20? This hockey player got angry over $1.20 in change? I mean, the NHL is no NFL, salary-wise, but I think players can afford to tip a taxi driver $1.20. Seriously.

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Hold On To Your Eyesight!

This guy wants to steal it (if your sight comes in the form of eyeglasses). I know there are strange fetishes out there, but, yeah, didn't "see" this one coming.

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Will These Two Murderers Make Beautiful Music Together?

Charles Manson is a huge fan of Phil Spector. Apparently, Spector's not a fan of Mason.

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I Guess He Didn't Like The Sound Of His Own Voice.

More Darwin fun. This robber ran away when the smart clerk flipped on the intercom system.

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Don't Mess With Texas

Seriously. A tough clerk and a few citizens will have you hog-tied for the police in no time.

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He Should've Had A Getaway Car

How to tell when someone's just robbed a store: When they're running down the street with the cash register in hand. Can we say Darwin Award nominee?

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Talk About Needing Gambler's Anonymous

How many children need to die before idiots, I mean, grandparents and parents, stop leaving kids in hot cars? Seriously.

This woman's luck wasn't at the casino. It's that those kids weren't kidnapped or killed.

I Love My Boyfriend This Much.

I understand the concept of stealing someone else's boyfriend. I understand the feeling of being "in love".

But, no, I don't think I'd ever steal $11 million for my boyfriend.

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Now Where Did I Leave My Squirrel?

Ah! There it is!

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Sad Killing In Illinois

Killed a pastor. Shame.